Machine computation of topological field theories on 2-complexes F.Quinn Topological field theories have been proposed as the proper tools to probe the bizarre mysteries of low-dimensional topology. However this idea has yet to prove itself. The really successful developments -- particularly the Donaldson and Seiberg-Witten gauge theories on 4-manifolds -- are obviously related, but do not satisfy the current axioms for a field theory. And we do not understand their structure well enough to propose more general axioms that would include them. There are sophisticated constructions (initiated by Reshetikhin and Turaev) that use categories or representation theory to give genuine field theories. These have led to some very interesting mathematics (especially "quantum groups"), but have not had consequences comparable to those of gauge theory. It is not clear why. The current axioms and constructions may somehow miss the mark. Or the constructions may be good, but we can't yet use them effectively. Or it may be that there is simply nothing wonderful to find in the areas they have been most developed (knots, links, and 3-manifolds). This lecture describes an exploration of "baby models"; field theories defined on 2-dimensional CW complexes using mod p representations of simple Lie algebras. It turns out that the only thing "baby" about these is our grand plan about what to do next. The abstract definition is difficult, and gives almost no information about actual numerical values. Direct computation is possible in principle, but in practice requires elaborate and careful use of the structure of representations of Lie algebras, the structure of monoidal categories, and linear algebra with "sparse" matrices. And even after examples can be computed, strange cyborg mixtures of abstract structure and numerical computation are needed to make sense of the output.